2026 Show Lineup
Four Old Broads on the High Seas
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Four Old Broads on the High Seas​​
Their Baaack….Those lovable Four Old Broads from two seasons ago are back with new hijinks, laughs, and even murder as they sail out onto the High Seas. Join them aboard the Atlantic Queen for the ‘Salty Seniors Cruise’. The laughs are non-stop and indeed very ‘salty’ as the suspense mounts with misplaced jewelry, maybe a wedding, and a very cool drag queen.
Characters in this wacky production include Beatrice Shelton, the matriarch and former ‘Lady of Burlesque’, and her closest friend, Eddy Mae Clayton, the desperately religious senior who just wants a little bit of fun between her prayers. These two ladies are joined by Maude Jenkins, the recent winner of the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Beauty Pageant in Petula, Georgia; Imogene Fletcher, who is about to marry Sam Smith, a retired Elvis impersonator; Captain Sheldon Smith; and Steven Dupree, the ship’s porter and drag queen.
Other notable characters include passengers Horace and Edna Bumpus, the mysterious Herbert, the ship’s security head, Jane Rockstone, and infamous waiter Melvina Trickle. Together, this group of sexy seniors will bring bundles of belly laughs and hijinks on the high seas.
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Shows:
June 12, 13 at 7:00 pm
June 24 at 2:30 pm
June 18, 19, 20 at 7:00 pm
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Box Office Hours: Saturdays 10 am - noon and 45 minutes before each show.
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Ticketing Hotline: (928) 863-9061
Seussical, Jr.​
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​In this fun show, all of our favorite Dr. Seuss characters are lovingly brought to life, including Horton the Elephant, Gertrude McFuzz, Lazie Mayzie, and all of the WHO’s of Whoville! The score emerges as a Seussian gumbo of musical styles ranging from Latin to Pop, swing to gospel, and R&B to funk. So let your toes tap and your fingers snap and your imagination run wild for ”Oh the thinks you can think, when you think about Seuss!”​
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​Shows:
July 9, 7:00 pm Cast A
July 10, 2:30 pm, 5:30 pm
July 11, 2:30 pm, 5:30 pm Cast A
July 12, 2:30 pm Cast B
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Box Office Hours: Saturdays 10 am - noon and 45 minutes before each show.
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Ticketing Hotline: (928) 863-9061
Nunsense
The habit-forming hit musical comedy that's been delighting audiences worldwide for decades!
When the cook for the Little Sisters of Hoboken, Sister Julia, Child of God, accidentally serves up a deadly batch of botulism-laced vichyssoise, 52 sisters meet an untimely end. With most of the convent in need of proper burials (and a few unfortunate souls still chilling in the freezer to dodge health inspectors), the five surviving nuns — led by the no-nonsense Mother Superior Sister Regina — stage a riotous variety show fundraiser in the school auditorium to raise the cash fast!Join the irrepressible crew: street-smart Sister Robert Anne from Brooklyn, ballet-obsessed novice Sister Mary Leo, ambitious Sister Mary Hubert (Mistress of Novices), and the adorably befuddled Sister Mary Amnesia (who can't quite remember her own name... or where she put her veil).
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Packed with catchy tunes, side-splitting one-liners, show-stopping dance numbers, and delightfully irreverent nun humor, Nunsense is a zany, wholesome, laugh-out-loud revue that's pure heavenly entertainment. It's madcap musical fun that proves even nuns know how to put on a killer show!
"A hail of fun and frolic — Nunsense, like the holy mother church, is a bona fide institution." — The New York Times
Get ready to laugh, sing along, and maybe even question your vows — Nunsense is the feel-good comedy that's positively divine!
Shows:
July 25, 2:30 and 7:00 pm
July 26, 7:00 pm
Reader's Theater
Hey Pinewood Players! If you're looking for a blast of pure, low-pressure fun, come join our Reader's Theater group—it's open to all members and couldn't be easier or more entertaining. Picture this: you grab a hilarious script packed with over-the-top characters, ridiculous situations, and laugh-out-loud lines, then bring it to life just by reading it aloud with gusto—no memorizing, no costumes, no complicated blocking. The magic happens through your voice, timing, and playful delivery as you perform in front of a real, appreciative audience who can't help but crack up along with you. It's the perfect mix of creativity, camaraderie, and comedy, all while building confidence and making new friends in the troupe. Whether you're a seasoned performer or just love a good giggle, you'll walk away grinning from the sheer joy of it. Jump in—spots are open, scripts are ready, and the laughter is guaranteed!
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Interested? Click here to get on the list to be a Reader!
Please note that your Membership must be current to sign up.
Performances in August 2026. Details coming soon.